"Oh no! It's a horrible space parasite! Its bloated form is covered with chitinous armor of glaring chrome yellow, to protect it from the rigors of space, and trails long charred ribbons of flesh to slow its re-entry. At one end is the shiny black organ it uses to warp magnetic fields; at the other are gruesome mandibles and probosces to suck out brains and inject mutagens. Plastered across its dorsal plates are advertisements for ELECTROFLEEN (the latest word in electro-fleening), Honest Snorb's Experienced Hypercraft, and the Ecstasy Pits of Rigel 5."